Tuesday, January 14, 2014

Tuesday Tales -- Putting the Buzzzzzz in Satin

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Ahoy Fellow Fathomers! Welcome to Tuesday Tales. I introduce you to a new WIP I have going. It's a snarky, yet, erotic romance entitled Cheaper to Keep Her. Our word prompt today is "satin" and I have plenty I can say with this particular prompt.

Without further ado...please see my snippet with "satin" as the prompt word. ***CONTAINS EXPLICIT CONTENT*

“I don’t know who in the world would like satin sheets. They’re slippery and never stay on the bed the right way.” Stormi tugged at the fitted fabric pulling it into place.

“It’s supposed to be sexy, feel good on your skin. You don’t think so?” Stormi’s best friend, Peaches Johnson fiddled with a pillowcase.

“Peaches, would you please stop daydreaming and just hand me that pillow.” Stormi gruffly pulled it out of her hands.

“What’s gotten into you lately anyway? You used to be fun and crazy. Now you just sit around all moody and cranky. There isn’t anyone in a ten mile radius that’ll put up with you.”  Peaches applied a healthy layer of lip gloss. “Maybe you need someone to get inside those twisted-up panties of yours.”

“Do you think sex is the only way in life a person can be happy? You are so delusional. When I have needs, I take care of them. I don’t need someone else to do it for me.”

“I didn’t say you needed to, but, wouldn’t it be nice? It might take the edge off your attitude.”


Stormi opened and closed her mouth. She pursed her lips into a tight bunch and finished arranging the toss pillows on her bed. “I’m not undersexed, Peaches. Frankly, I don’t want to put up with anyone trying to boss me. The last time I had a conversation with my vibrator, he only said buzzzzz, without even changing his tone. It was quite delightful- as a matter of fact I think it’s the only word he knows. Very much unlike a man. 

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11 comments:

V.L. Locey said...

Oh I do love the dialog! Keep it up. The witty banter that is. ;)

Lindsay said...

Love the banter between the two girls.

Sarah Cass said...

Oh my heavens the dialogue is stellar! I love Stormi!! I can't wait to read more of her :D

SherryGLoag said...

rofl!!!

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Jillian said...

Love it! Especially the vibrator conversation. giggle

JoAnn A said...

Love the excerpt.
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Iris B said...

What a great scene ... love the conversation between the two ... hope we'll get to read more of this.

Jean Joachim said...

Hilarious! Love her take on men. Sometimes that is spot-on. Also love the names, Stormi and Peaches. And Stormi is certainly stormy in this piece. Great give-and-take between girl friends. Well done! Want to read this one.

Stefan Ellery said...

Good energy between your characters.

Tricia Andersen said...

I love Stormi's sass. I hope there is someone in her future for her to direct her sass to!